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 No.1097887[Last 50 Posts]

SUNDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NIIIIGHT
watch the sports on NBC

 No.1097956

Okay dotz is banned from here. hes too happy

 No.1097958

>>1097956
this is a sauna free zone

 No.1097959

who's the nigger square?

 No.1097963

>>1097959
>square

 No.1097964

>>1097959
dont worry about it

 No.1097965

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 No.1097967

I am making fettuccine with tenderloin steak tips, butter sauce, and mythriza cheese and you know what you cant do anything to stop me

 No.1097968

>>1097963
>>1097964
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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 No.1097970

>>1097968
it is a cleveland clown do not be concerned

 No.1097972

>>1097969
its the greek version

 No.1097973

>>1097972
you seplled it wrong

 No.1097974

CHARGERS LOSE WEW

 No.1097977

>>1097967
that should be seafood or chicken, red meat has no business being in that dish

 No.1097978

>>1097973
no I didnt
dont ever question me again

 No.1097979

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 No.1097980

>>1097977
fuck you
you cant change anything about it

 No.1097981

>>1097977
im gonna cook it medium rare too

 No.1097982

>Saquon Barkley ruled out @ buccaneers
weird way of putting it when he got hurt mid game

 No.1097983

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fidy percent

 No.1097984

>>1097981
overcooking your meat is nothing to be proud of

 No.1097986

pay up paypigs this thread aint free

 No.1097992

I NEED TOKENS

 No.1097994

gibing money to womyn on the internet is haram
t. buckeye

 No.1097997

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>>1097986
i ayne gotta pay u shit HIEFER

 No.1097999

wew left cbs on and it's the header for 60 minutes and the rape bitch they're interviewing talks like a retard with peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth. she also says you deserve to feel sick and awful the next day after drinking but not to have a dick inside of you this might be great

 No.1098000

>>1097999
lol sounds like she should be grateful she got any

 No.1098001

>>1097999
there was a 20/20 or 60 minutes on atomwafen once. pretty hilarious

 No.1098002

>>1097999
starting now

 No.1098003

this weekend is turning to shit was really looking forward to a nice terrorist attack to watch unfold this is too boring

 No.1098004

>>1098002
she's the brock turner rape bitch

 No.1098005

>>1098001
don’t forget the great Prussian Blue stuff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8-DTNKn15D0

 No.1098006

this bitch is crazy looking

 No.1098007

>>1098006
she's smiling while recapping the night wtf

 No.1098008

the "dawg pound" is embarrassing

 No.1098010

>>1097997
memebux ain't excepted here, this a rule board

 No.1098011

>swedes

 No.1098012

I am going to go punch my gf for being a woman be right back

 No.1098013

cle winnin 2 nite

 No.1098014

>>1098012
nice
give her an extra whollop for me

 No.1098015

>>1098011
this is probably the biggest proof of it being false

 No.1098016

why is some dumb bitch getting drunk-dikked a national story

 No.1098017

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>>1098010
DEATH TO RULES

 No.1098018

>didn't even think she was raped
>didn't even think anything happened but she got drunk
>read an article the next week
OMG HE RAPED ME

 No.1098019

>Gilroy Garlic Festival will come back next year in spite of deadly shooting in July
you know what to do shorkcel

 No.1098020

>rape is not a punishment for getting drunk
>if you drink to excess you deserve a hangover
>you don't deserve someone else's body parts inside you

 No.1098021

>>1098019
garlic festivals are a hotbed of silicon valley twinks kill them all

 No.1098022

why haven't they asked how drunk he was yet? if he was blackout drunk obviously he's not responsible either right?

 No.1098024

>>1098021
mestizos and twatty whites*

 No.1098025

>>1098019
i would have done an explosive penetrator
send a mach 4 copper projectile into the crowd

 No.1098026

she just admitted that she never came forward because she didn't want it to affect her job but that she never got a job so she came forward now to get famous

 No.1098027

>>1098022
oh so if you're blackout drunk you're not guilty of anything if you identify as male

 No.1098028

>>1098005
is that a young cuomo??
that guy is such a faggot

 No.1098029

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>>1098026
is she a hapa?

 No.1098030

>>1098025
hamburger mary's busiest hours during the weekends

 No.1098031

Does anyone remember that time that a guy named Jefferey Epstein was murdered while in jail charged with soliciting a pedophile ring to the worlds most wealthy executives, powerful politicians, and corrupt financiers and that his testimony would have exposed a possible satanic pedophile/human sacrifice ring that operates at the highest levels of global power ?

Crazy. I cant believe that happened 4 years ago. Everyone just forgot.

 No.1098032

>>1098031
alexa create a hitlist of everyone associated with epstein

 No.1098033

>>1098029
yeah but she has fucked up teeth and an overbite and no lips. it's really distracting because they zoom in on her way too far

 No.1098034

>>1098031
huh?
ugh another conspiracy theorist on /sp/

 No.1098035

BOMB THE EMMYS BOMB THE EMMYS BOMB THE EMMYS

 No.1098036

>>1098035
all u need to do is send me a gun and i'll go berserk on any target u want bb (' 3 ')

 No.1098037

>>1098036
Berserk is p. gud tbh

 No.1098038

>Trending in United States
#lovingLGBTQ

 No.1098039

>>1098032
so true

 No.1098040

OOOOOOOO THURSDAY NIGHT

 No.1098041

>brock turner said you climaxed during it
>oh yeah I felt like I was violated a second time
WORDS CAN RAPE

 No.1098042

What exactly is a "brown"

 No.1098043


 No.1098044

>>1098042
a nigger

 No.1098045

having sex with women is always rape silly

 No.1098047

EAT TIDEPODS FROM PEYPEY

 No.1098048

is that dumfuk obj wearing the tinted visor again

 No.1098049

will that old kike ginsberg die yet???

 No.1098050


 No.1098051

ayyyyyyy time 2 bang

 No.1098052

>>1098048
LOOK AT DIS MAD NIGGA

 No.1098053


 No.1098054

>>1098049
how shes beaten cancer multiple times is a (((mystery)))

 No.1098055

ive been drinking these german "gose" beers
they are really good
i highly reccomend

 No.1098056

yikes more like jared poof

 No.1098057

wtf goff

 No.1098058

>>1098054
kikes have cures and treatments just for them

 No.1098060

>>1098055
what kinda beers u been drinkin son?

 No.1098062

great job clowns

 No.1098063

donald a nigger

 No.1098064

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deez?

 No.1098065

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>>1098060
good stuff
i think is an actual german import too
>>1098064
i actually saw that first one at the beer store

 No.1098066

beer is haram

 No.1098067

Last, but not least, you don't defend a democracy by labelingl it "a system of violence and oppression". That's a clear afirmation which is quite difficult to excuse.

If you are spurring the masses on, telling them that the democracy, a system of violence and oppression, is just a step to the Socialism, the dictatorship of the proletariat is OK and the masses will have to use the violence to impose Socialism over their enemies, what course of action do you expect from the masses? Start to knit? Are you not responsible for what the masses, propelled and encouraged by you, will do?

 No.1098068

why is spain full of communist faggots? Franco did such a good job upholding the republic. who can i plain? the faggot king? i just might..

 No.1098069

>>1098066
shut up virgin
go fuck a goat moorhamhead

 No.1098070

>>1098068
phoneposter, I…

 No.1098071

>>1098070
actually im posting from my PC, my brain has just become incredibly rotted from posting here everyday.
blame*

 No.1098072

😂😂

 No.1098073

>>1098068
anticlerics aka buckeye and GHOST became influencers and convinced them that franco + church = bad

 No.1098074

>>1098072
LOOK AT DIS DOOD

 No.1098076

>>1098073
i hate gost and buckey

 No.1098077

SNF KICKS

 No.1098079

>>1098076
they are bffs and watch dsp together

 No.1098080

MCVAY STOP THIS DUMBSHIT OFFENSE AND KILL THE CLOWNS

 No.1098081

nigger lik dat mcdonnals chikin make u go woo!

 No.1098082

>pick em site shows "log in" every time i browse there even though i specifically whitelisted its cookies in my browser
>every time i think i have to log in
>every time it lets me log in
>i just found out i've been logged in the whole time
>every time i logged in, i was logging in to an already logged in account
every day i find another thing wrong with espn's website and it's honestly shocking

 No.1098083

>>1098082
Calm down black hat hacker

 No.1098084

whoa

 No.1098085

>>1098082
I hate it so much just put my picks on auto for the rest of the season

 No.1098086

>>1098082
with mine I have to log-in, I guess I didn't save the password, but I can't change the password so I have to have them send me a code to log in but they don't seem to have a similar thing to reset the password

 No.1098087

I fucking love al michaels

 No.1098088

>>1098031
fortunately there's a new epstein story in the news every week with original research because shitlib journos think they're one step away from linking him to drumpf

 No.1098089

>>1098082
india are am of best codings budy
high efficient codders good yes ?

 No.1098090

whos smarter?: rasm dline or mil

 No.1098091

this is stupid kill baker

 No.1098092

who got the pills i want pillz

 No.1098093

you have to have a big guy

 No.1098094


 No.1098095

>>1098092
i got dat wmd
i got wmd yella caps

 No.1098096

>>1098065
gonna be honest my budy that is not a german bier

 No.1098097

obj looks gud

 No.1098098

EAT TIDE PODS

 No.1098099

>>1098095
RYT CH'YEA RYT CH'YEA

 No.1098100

tide pod yum

 No.1098101

when is flamesbro gonna hook us up with protsitukis near our metro station?

 No.1098102

THIS DUMB SHIT STOP BEING RETARDS

 No.1098103

>>1098102
shaddup we the future

 No.1098104

wade phillips getting punked by some fucking nobodies

 No.1098105

we dem bois

 No.1098109


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 No.1098113

>>1098109
okay you dont have to be a dem boi

 No.1098114

>>1098101
>2016 yims

 No.1098115

smdh rams

 No.1098116

>yams

 No.1098117

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threadly reminder

 No.1098118

YES CHALLENGE FOR PASS INTERFERENCE

 No.1098119

>wow they are CUMMING

 No.1098120

nu-nfl

 No.1098121

drink bud light platinum

 No.1098122

Does anyone have a link to the nbc website so i can pay to watch this game legally?

 No.1098123

>>1098121
whats gonna happen to the regular bud knight?

 No.1098124

>>1098122
try nbc.com not sure it will work though

 No.1098125

so can you tune the new supra up to 900hp like the older ones

 No.1098126

death to america

 No.1098127

>>1098124
thx hope it doesnt get taken down

 No.1098128

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these fucking ads holy shit

 No.1098129

>>1098125
no the new supra is a BMW

 No.1098130


 No.1098132

>>1098123
he's already a loser

 No.1098133

>>1098130
dont meme @me

 No.1098134

catching things with 1 hand was invented by george washington carver, whitey don't want you to know this

 No.1098135

alright I think the front desk gril is cute and she was here when I checked in at 1 and she was there there at 9. I think I'm gonna go to the lobby and hand her a room key with a post it note with my room number and phone number on it.

good idea? I've gone in and out of the hotel 3 times and she's spoken to me both times

 No.1098136

>>1098128
worship the ads
love the products
consume, consume, consume

 No.1098137

>>1098135
you have to marry a grill to have relations with her, anon

 No.1098138

>>1098135
yes front desk grills are always wild freaks for this stuff

 No.1098139

>>1098137
no you dont

 No.1098140

>>1098126
why tho

 No.1098141

NEW CUCK WARS YES

 No.1098142


 No.1098143

>>1098138
yeah and I think she's down. is that the right way to go about it?

 No.1098144

>>1098141
CONSUME DISNEY MOVIES
EAT SOY PRODUCTS
NEVER REPRODUCE

 No.1098145


 No.1098146

>>1098140
dont ask questions

 No.1098147

>>1098135
>spoken to me

as in "have a good day sir"
or women talk "blah blah blah my feelings blah blah blah becky has a fat ass blah blah blah my ex"

 No.1098148

>>1098146
why tho

 No.1098149

>>1098145
ok gotta hide the empties of the 6 pack I just drank

 No.1098150

>>1098135
wew. another /sp/ sex tape in the works? another /sp/artan in the whorb hall-of-fame????

 No.1098151

>>1098143
just chat her when its slow and shes bored
They are always bored

 No.1098152

>>1098149
TAKE PICTURES and post them here holy fuck

 No.1098153

>>1098150
it doesnt count unless u fuck her in the bum then cum in her muff

 No.1098154

>>1098147
I go to this hotel 3-4 times a year so I'm used to what they have to say to me and what they do say to me. I think she's up for more

 No.1098155

>>1098135
do it NOW and take pics

 No.1098157

travelbro the absolute madman

 No.1098158

Becky is a fat ass

 No.1098159

>>1098154
>so I'm used to what they have to say to me and what they do say to me

bruh, did you have a stroke ?

 No.1098160

>>1098151
dont do this if you wanna get laid. just give her the key and post it note and maybe say a few works. but keep it rally short and light to get her curious. she already decided whether or not she wants to fuck you the few seconds after first seeing your face.

 No.1098161

>>1098159
he drank all the bears

 No.1098162

>>1098157
fucking 5/10s so we dont have to

 No.1098163

>>1098161
*beers

 No.1098164

>>1098163
no he slurped and gulped down six bears

 No.1098165

>>1098162
but i want to

 No.1098167

>>1098157
I'm not travelbro I'm the not nearly as often bro that travels fairly often

 No.1098169

sean mcvay is cuck

 No.1098170

>>1098159
yeah I'm pretty drunk what else would I do in a hotel for free

 No.1098171

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
MCVAY LOOKS LIKE A FOOL
ZUERLEIN MISSES FUCK GOD SHIT

 No.1098172

>>1098165
ugly grills dont deserve sex

 No.1098173

>>1098167
aka the 2nd leaf bro

 No.1098174

I am transgender, and when I started using women’s restrooms, I would often be shocked to see all the places that pee would get to. Now that I have my very own girl parts, I get it. I cannot even think about aiming. Now, I’m happy if most of the pee makes it into the bowl and not on me and the toilet seat and even my underwear.

 No.1098175

>>1098162
those were 8/10s on the norf

 No.1098176

>>1098173
>the 2nd leaf bro

 No.1098177

Of course growing up every female is taught to wipe your pussie with a small wad of toilet paper but I'm sure millions of people have experienced in their life a few times that there is actually no toilet paper in the dispenser when they go to take a piss. So in that case I have just simply wiped my pussie with my bare hand and licked it off my fingers. Some of you will find that disgusting but if you were educated in any way, you would realize that urine is sterile, 98% water and 2% uria. You just have to get your mind past that it's just gear and just like you have to get your mind past having anal sex because of what the anus involves

 No.1098178

>>1098167
that still makes you travelbro
its a collective identity
now post your dick

 No.1098179

>>1098170
exercise
read philosophy
become a better person
watch sports

 No.1098180

>>1098179
I do 1, 3, and 4

 No.1098181

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 No.1098182

alexa tell me why i've never had a girlfriend

 No.1098183

>>1098175
spartan philosophy is mandatory reading

 No.1098184


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 No.1098186

>>1098184
is that your gock?>

 No.1098187

>>1098182
closeted homosexuality

 No.1098188

>>1098184
i think it's milkdud posting all these annoying pics

 No.1098189


 No.1098190

File: 1569202235520.mp4 (4.9 MB, 640x480, 4:3, LongGame JP.mp4)

>>1098182
you never played the long game

 No.1098191

>>1098182
because youre pudgy/weak and you're autistic
if you did the program, than you'd only be autistic and you might have a chance.

 No.1098192

>>1098173
I am the guy that steals the leaf oil and sells it for good ol american gdp dollars

 No.1098193

>>1098192
can i have some crude oil?

 No.1098194

>>1098191
*tries to start car*

 No.1098195

>>1098192
lol >we dont need your oil faggto
were the #1 leading producer of oil now
kys yourself

 No.1098196

>>1098190
where is the real pasta post?

 No.1098197

>>1098188
Why is he so obsessed with us?

 No.1098198

>>1098195
you take all the oil
never allow subhumans to control the supply

 No.1098199

>>1098197
closeted homosexuality

 No.1098200

>>1098192
wow you know we only have one planet?

 No.1098202

>>1098198
leafs arent allowed to oil
castreau b& it

 No.1098203

>>1098200
false
theres a smaller one inside the hollow part

 No.1098204

>>1098193
sure fill out this form from your bank that gives us a $100k lien on your company and then we can discuss prices. I do this everyday to send retards away

>>1098195
we process it in the US so it counts for us don't worry

 No.1098205

>>1098202
take it all from them and then put all leafs in mandatory reeducation camps

 No.1098206

>>1098205
ok brb

 No.1098207

>>1098204
sportschan needs a direct supply of oil to power the servers

 No.1098208

>>1098203
who gave you this confidential info?

 No.1098209

>>1098205
ok done

 No.1098210

sportschan needs a nuclear weapon NOW
which travelbro is going to make that happen?

 No.1098211

WOW CAN WE WATCH THE GAME PLEASE?

THIS IS AN EXCITING LOW SCORING TIE

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW FOOTBALL IS PLAYED

 No.1098212

lmfao

 No.1098213

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>>1098208
space nazis
also norse mythology

 No.1098214

ok going to stay up and see how travelbro fares.

 No.1098215

FUCK YOU GOFF
GET PAID AND THEN BE A FUCKO LIKE THIS GIVE THE MONEY BACK FAG

 No.1098216

>yams getting btfo by the browns
lmoa

 No.1098217

>>1098207
all the crude comes from the pipeline and we have no control over that so just go rob it. it's seriously just a subway tube that runs underground for a couple thousand miles the only problem is you can't change the pressure. you gotta get to a station and redirect it to where you want it

 No.1098218


 No.1098219

>>1098213
isnt norse mythology just odin and thor jacking off in other guy's faces?

 No.1098220

>>1098204
i've got 300k on margin you can have that

 No.1098221

>>1098219
correct

 No.1098222

>>1098205
why re-educate them? seems like a waste just liquidate them

 No.1098223

>>1098219
theres nothing wrong with that

 No.1098224

>>1098222
not going to purge all the whites

 No.1098225

>>1098222
we need footsoldiers for the war effort

 No.1098226

I keep seeing more and more white woman and black man couples and people seem to accept it? what do >we do?

 No.1098227

>>1098226
kill their children
Its really easy to beat and kill toddlers

 No.1098228

>>1098226
kill the white wymen.
niggers will always be stupid.
but thorugh selective breeding efforts (above) at least mudsharks can be weeded out

 No.1098229

>>1098220
sorry you'll easily fail in the first year. you need 2 mil to start

 No.1098230

>>1098226
bleach all black women until only lightskinded niggas remain

 No.1098231

>>1098226
marry all the black men first

 No.1098232

>>1098227
murderbro pls

 No.1098233

>>1098224
>>1098225
what about the frog canadians can we kill them?

 No.1098234

>>1098233
they will all be forced to work in the gold mines in northern frogland work to their death

 No.1098235

>>1098229
i'll be back in 8 years for my crude oil….

 No.1098236

>>1098232
have you ever fought a toddler?
its easy

 No.1098237

>>1098233
already working on it
ive begun lifting the entirety of lake ontario
once the water level exceeds the elevation of the top of the dam in the st lawrence quebec will be engulfed by a tidal wave of biblical proportions

 No.1098238

>>1098196
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with her.
Next I will take her on a 'classic' date, mini-golf, ice cream, a drive in movie. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fuck her like the other assholes.
Then comes the real date, dinner at a fairly nice place and some drinks.
After that I have gf.
Goodbye virgin.

 No.1098239

>>1098235
good luck. all these green niggers are going crazy so everyone that already exists is spending all their money on expanding right now so that when some retard comes into power and prevents them from expanding they have internal growth

 No.1098240

>>1098234
that is acceptable

 No.1098242

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 No.1098244

>>1098242
i need marjorie

 No.1098246

>>1098242
quebecois whorbs are whorbs tbh

 No.1098248

>>1098246
whorbs r gud tho
thots r bad

 No.1098249

FUCK I JUST WANT THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION ON STEAM
I JUST WATCHED A SPEEDRUN OF SERIES A FEW DAYS BACK AND NOW I WANT TO PLAY SOME HALO

 No.1098251

>>1098249
do a lets play series

 No.1098252

>>1098248
it wasnt meant as an insult
loose women r gud

 No.1098253

>>1098252
this is tru
it takes a real man to make a loose woman loylel tho

 No.1098254

>>1098249
PLAY VIDEO GAMES
EAT SOY
CONSUME MARVEL MOVIES

 No.1098256

File: 1569203870241.mp4 (7.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Out of My mind.mp4)

>>1098254
As a speedrunenr I need to eat high amount of soy to keep my estrogen levels high or else I will never be able to be at the top my game. I find that anally inserted estrogen releasers work best.
Cat ears and thigh highs also scientifically make you play videos games better.
Also being trans helps A LOT.

 No.1098257

File: 1569203881239.webm (7.51 MB, 320x240, 4:3, chad daddy 2.webm)

>>1098249
>gaylo
today i will remind them

 No.1098258

>>1098254
based thats my life creed

 No.1098260

>>1098254
speaking of movies marvel is getting rid of captain cunt now since she carrying MCU like they initally thought.

 No.1098261

>>1098257
this is what mil sounds like

 No.1098262

>>1098256
is he actually aware of his illness, or does he think he's being edgy?

 No.1098264

>>1098260
>speaking of movies marvel is getting rid of captain cunt now since she carrying MCU like they initally thought.
huh?
if she was carrying MCU wouldn't they not wanna get rid of her??

 No.1098265

>>1098260
but i thought she was the best thing ever?

 No.1098266

>>1098256
WHY IS SPEEDRUNNING SO FULL OF TRANNIES?

 No.1098267

File: 1569204130498.webm (7.35 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, MJ.webm)

>>1098244
if i ever seen her i would rape and make sure i impregnated her

 No.1098268

>>1098267
she'd be a gud mommy

 No.1098270

>>1098256
this shits fire tbh

 No.1098271

>>1098266
video games and other manchild activities are full of mentally defective humans

 No.1098272

alright going down to the lobby wish me luck. I think I'm too drunk

 No.1098273

>>1098271
are sports manchild activities?

 No.1098274

>>1098272
you should have done it already what are you waiting for

 No.1098275

File: 1569204281877.jpg (33.58 KB, 683x621, 683:621, mpv-shot0001.jpg)


 No.1098276

goff has little narrow beta male shoulders

 No.1098277

>>1098267
the impregnation is mandatory to make her a gud grill

 No.1098278

RAMDONG
finally

 No.1098279


 No.1098280

>>1098273
all sports but crik

 No.1098281

>>1098274
being able to speak without slurring

 No.1098282

>>1098266
speedrunning requires autism and no life
tranny groomers target autists with no life

 No.1098283

>>1098281
chicks love that tho

 No.1098284

File: 1569204461801.mp4 (8.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Vince Vaughn is angry abou….mp4)

>>1098262
Cosmo knows he is batshit insane. He is also most likely a masochist who enjoys being humiliated and degraded on livestreams. /cow/ has a great thread on him, Im sure kiwifarms has a good thread as well. He is totally 100% insane, like Joker from Batman insane.

Dude lost a fucking Nintendo game during some E3 tounry to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS and his brain snapped and he became a tranny.

>>1098266
See related video.
Speedrunning is a highly autistic thing. It takes literal endless repetitive actions to be done over and over again. Repetition is very big with autists. Anything that they can literally interpret with very little human interaction. Big part of why programming attracts trannies as well.

 No.1098285

>>1098283
Let's see

 No.1098286

>>1098281
stuff your underwear before you go down
make her scared of what you're packin

 No.1098287

>>1098284
goose is just as much of a degenerate autist as everyone
cow has dirt on him too

 No.1098288

>>1098275
abduct her.

 No.1098289

>>1098286
all he has to do is inject nitric oxide directly to the penis

 No.1098290

>>1098284
do they really raise millions? that must be a very good way to launder money.

 No.1098291

>>1098286
this
pack in a pair of long socks
make her afraid

 No.1098292

>>1098290
they do now

 No.1098293

>>1098290
Yeah Dilation Done Quickly and other speedrunning conferences probably raise that if not more as they become bigger.

 No.1098294

POST DISCARDED
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HOLY FUCK IM GETTTING RABIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 No.1098295

>>1098293
there really is an epidemic of bad autism

 No.1098296

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 No.1098297

>>1098293
there will be a mass shooting event at one of these soon

 No.1098298

>>1098292
>>1098293
well either a laundering operation or they are pocketing a lot of that money

 No.1098299

FUCK YOU WADE PHILLIPS
THIS IS BULLSHIT

 No.1098300

>>1098296
shaddap whore

 No.1098301

lmao imagine if the browns actually win this

 No.1098304

>>1098301
they're gonna brown clown

 No.1098305

>>1098301
goff needs to give all that money back

 No.1098306

formerly choff d.harris

 No.1098307

DEFENSIVE SYSTEM IS SHIT
OFFENSIVR SYSTEM IS SHIT
FUCK THIS WADE PHILLIPS YOU BOOMER FUCK GETTING PLAYED BY THE CLOWNS

 No.1098308

>>1098307
sir stop yelling
this is a quiet thread

 No.1098309

nigger free nfl now
white only league

 No.1098310

File: 1569205289745.jpg (1.5 MB, 2880x2160, 4:3, 20190922_222006.jpg)

Alright shes still at the front desk I just asked her for a cup of water and made some small talk. Kinda scurred to make the move when do i do it

 No.1098311

imagine getting dabbed on by da browns in primetime

 No.1098312

>>1098308
*jabs a boning knife in your neck*

 No.1098313

>>1098310
DO IT NOW

 No.1098314

>>1098310
you are fucking up just do it

 No.1098315

>>1098312
*politely tells you that murder is contrary to natural law*

 No.1098316

>>1098315
thanks for letting me know you can die now

 No.1098317

>>1098311
imagine being an rasm

 No.1098318

Why do they keep showing female "fans" in jerseys? Females arnt fans… also whats with that family car commercial? WTF?

 No.1098319

File: 1569205441254.gif (815.72 KB, 480x360, 4:3, blewit.gif)

>>1098310
>asking for water
>not going for the kill shot

 No.1098320

that gurley contract was a huge fucking mistake
absolutely retarded
but it has the nice effect of making other dipshit rb's who think too highly of themselves (melvin) hold out for pissant teams like the chugggers

 No.1098321

>goff

 No.1098322

GOFF YOU FUCK YOU OVERPAID FUCK

 No.1098323

GOOF
FAGGOT

 No.1098324

theres a really fat indian gril hanging at the counter I need her to fuck off shes cock blocking me that's why I haven't gone yet

 No.1098325

>>1098324
okay ill take care of her

 No.1098326

>zombieland 2
holy fuck all the wymen in it look old as fuck

 No.1098327

>>1098324
fuck the injun

 No.1098328

>>1098318
lots of grills like football

 No.1098329

>>1098325
the lobby is between the kitchen and the restaurant so the servers keep talking to her it's fucking annoying

 No.1098330

someone sportspill me on what travelbro is doing at his hotel
dont feel like reading everything

 No.1098331

>>1098326
emma stone used to be a qt
she looks beat up
probably partied too much and rode 10 miles of dick

 No.1098332

>>1098331
10… miles!?!??!

 No.1098333

that ball hit the ground

 No.1098334

>>1098329
she's gonna fuck one of the servers or kitchen dudes if you don't hurry up

 No.1098335

>>1098332
yes, 6 inches at a time

 No.1098336

>>1098330
okay here's the sportspill:
>travlelbro is at a hotel for leaf oil
>thinks the receptionist is flirting with him
>he wants to leave key to his room with her to do "thangz"
>he's been waiting over an hour to do dis
>indiabro is cockblocking him right now

 No.1098337

File: 1569205829797.png (2.38 MB, 1920x1038, 320:173, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1098331
nice skin and nice feet

 No.1098338

ok she just came over to me and asked who I'm rooting for and we talked for a few minutes. I just gotta get her the next time shes alone. I think I'm in

 No.1098339

>>1098338
pic of her NOW so we can approve this

 No.1098340

>>1098336
I'm not travelbro

 No.1098341

>>1098338
>came over to me
BRUH
that is her way of saying FUCK ME

 No.1098342

File: 1569205909429.jpg (55.88 KB, 1248x1248, 1:1, isa.jpg)

>>1098310
>small talk
bruh next time you see her you have to do. preferable go down there quickly and give her the note.

 No.1098343

>>1098338
what is your weight/body build/penis length?

 No.1098344

>>1098342
>>1098338
just ask her when she get's off work and what she's doing later
go from there
just handing her a note with the key is kind of autistic

 No.1098345

>>1098341
some old lady showed up to check in she had to leave

 No.1098346

>>1098342
sheem spooky

 No.1098347

>>1098344
SHUT THE FUCK UP

 No.1098348

>>1098345
RAPE THEM BOTH

 No.1098349

guys I’m worried. my doctor says I have niggeritis and says I only have 6-8 months before I become a full blown nigger. has dr.sp come up with a cure yet?

 No.1098351

>>1098344
dude she lives in the city and probably has plans/wants to go home and sleep. giving her the note and time forces her hand. also gives her time to "freshen" up if she wants to.
t. someone who waited 2 days before asking this qt waitress out and getting shot down

 No.1098352

>>1098349
dr sp is not a research doctor. there is no cure for niggerz

 No.1098353

just rape her and threaten to kill her family if she talks

 No.1098354

ok then listen to this guy >>1098351
disregard my previous >>1098344
i'm buzzed too

 No.1098355

>>1098344
he is looking to bust a nut
you would be surprised how many people that work in the transient services, hotels, airplanes, vacations are just looking for a bone

my mans is trying to get in get out

 No.1098356

>>1098355
i know that, the goal in both approaches is the same, just different tactics. hell go for the note, it will probably work.

 No.1098357

>>1098356
he should just chat her up, keep the note on him, get a feel if she is into it, then slide her the note

 No.1098358

>>1098355
This

I had the qt front desk gril knock on my door at a nice hotel in Vancouver a while back
She came up asking if everything was good with the room enjoying the room and all that
Said yeah its great and if she would like to come in for a drink
We drank the mini bar wines and fucked

This is what they do

 No.1098359

make sure you are wearing only a jockstrap when she uses the key and opens the door

 No.1098360


 No.1098361

KILL THIS OFFENSIVE LINE

 No.1098362

>>1098310
What kind of fag lives in a apartment. Super cringe!

 No.1098363

kupp saves the drive ramdingee

 No.1098364

>>1098362
that's the hotel you dumbnigg

 No.1098365

>>1098362
u srs nga?

 No.1098366

>Give them a flag for false start
>Still gets the TD
What was the point?

 No.1098367

>>1098366
It became a riskier pass TD attempt instead of a rush TD

 No.1098368


 No.1098370

File: 1569206985186.jpg (253.95 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, cryman.jpg)


 No.1098371

>clowns

 No.1098372

great play call freddie you fucking retarded pig

 No.1098373

classic clowns

 No.1098374

cleveland just realized they are cleveland and not allowed to win games like this

 No.1098375

bruh wtf
>4th and 9
>draw

 No.1098376

is there something about cleaveland that just makes the coaches lose about 50 IQ?

 No.1098377

>>1098376
ohio makes everyone retarded

 No.1098378

ok rWo time for the kill

 No.1098379

>>1098375
What exactly is the draw play? I saw running.

 No.1098380

>plant burger commercials

i told you niggas, their next push is to outlaw meat consumption

 No.1098381

>>1098379
opposite of play action
its a fake pass for a run

 No.1098382

>>1098380
the goy will be forced to eat bugs and plants

 No.1098383

>>1098379
running play disguised as a passing play. opposite of a play action.
and baker actually checked out of the original call and into that stupid draw

 No.1098384

>>1098383
So he changed what the coach said to do and did that?

 No.1098385

THIS ABSOLUTE FOOL MCVAY
FUCK YOU CRACKER ASS NIGGER

 No.1098386

retard mcveigh

 No.1098387

been thinking about randytaylor69
thinking about what a cutie she was

 No.1098388

>>1098384
yes he changed the original play call. it's not abnormal to change a play call based on the qb's pre-snap read of the defense but a draw on 4th an fucking 9 is pretty dumb

 No.1098389

>>1098387
rose was a babe

 No.1098390

retardo mcvay gets bailed out because >clowns

 No.1098391

WHAT THE FUCK MCVAY YOU FUCK

 No.1098392

3RD AND A HALF YARD YOU NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK PLAYCALLING YOU DUMB ZOOMER FUCK

 No.1098393

Alright so we just talked this whole time until now. 3 people are in line to check in. I gave her my number and she said she works again tomorrow and Tuesday so I'll see her. She said she has 3 kids lmao but shes hot

 No.1098394

>>1098393
give her a 4th

 No.1098396

File: 1569207826975.jpg (173.79 KB, 935x701, 935:701, rose dec 2018.jpg)

>>1098389
damn just looked her up
she still cute
looks like she smells like vanilla
probably tastes like it too
mhm yeahhhh im finna ge' some

 No.1098397

>>1098388
what the hell did he think a fucking draw would accomplish and why was he allowed to do this

 No.1098398

>>1098393
that means she puts out

 No.1098399

>>1098398
Hell yeah cant wait

 No.1098400

>>1098393
no you fuck her TONIGHT
do not let her dictate you make it clear she is coming up to your room when her shift is over

 No.1098401

>>1098399
can't wait to get slapped with child support?

 No.1098402

lol the peak of this “””Rasm World Order””” will be getting BTFO in da superb owl

 No.1098403

>memefield

 No.1098404

is clay matthews on the rasm?

 No.1098405

>>1098402
the NFL is such a poor quality product they will contend

 No.1098406

>>1098404
yes he just killed memefield

 No.1098407

>getting sacked by the ghost of clay matthews

 No.1098408

>>1098405
they rally need to disband some of the teams or make it so players actually have to practice in training camp

 No.1098409

>>1098400
I'll try but shes got little goblins to get home to

 No.1098410

baker you're dumb, you had a pocket in front of you faggot but your manlet ass probably couldn't see over your lineman

 No.1098411

>>1098409
those things can wait

 No.1098412

>>1098409
do a quickie cum in her vagina

 No.1098413

>>1098410
don’t bully him he is gonna take the browns all da way

 No.1098414

>>1098412
this start edging now so it only takes 3 seconds of sex to cum

 No.1098415

>>1098410
BULLYING MANLETS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
3 of the 5 are manlets and they are to be RESPECTED.

 No.1098416

how hot we talkin like a solid 7

 No.1098417

>>1098370
we need to go back where players have to practice all year long AND live in the city they work in

 No.1098418

this thing goin ot

 No.1098419

WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT THERE MCGAY YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

 No.1098420

GOFF AND MCVAY ARE DUMB FUCKS

 No.1098421

ruh roh

 No.1098422

>>1098416
Real cute face and cute voice but shes in hotel uniform and behind a desk so I can't get a full opinion. Skinny though so I was real surprised to hear about the kids

 No.1098423

>>1098393
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HER NOW?

 No.1098424

>the absolute state of "rasm world order"

 No.1098425

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>GOFF
>RWO
YOU MAY ONLY PICK ONE

 No.1098426

So you're telling me there's a chance?

 No.1098427

mcvay is a fag

 No.1098428

>>1098425
i pick rwo

 No.1098429

>sackfield

 No.1098430

rams will still win
this is the browns

 No.1098431

god bless refball

 No.1098432

>>1098425
rwo will always exist
goff can get kicked out

 No.1098433

lol total refball that was nothing

 No.1098434

mayfield is running on every play lmao

 No.1098435

kill gayker
this is fucked this game should be over

 No.1098436

I miss Landry

 No.1098437

massive hold not called

 No.1098438

is mayfield ELIte?

 No.1098440

>>1098438
about as elite as flacco

 No.1098441

HERE
>we
GO

 No.1098442

MCVAY THE FAG
WADE DEFENSE A SIEVE
FUCK THIS NIGGER SHIT

 No.1098443

watch how the clowns fuck this up
going to be funny

 No.1098444

>>1098443
not tonite budy
not no more

 No.1098445

I have a theoretical sex question. Let’s say a chick has a very loose or gaping vagina and the guy penetrates and goes in and out and blows his load but his dick never makes contact with the vaginal walls is that still considered having had sex?

 No.1098446

wade stop being a boomer retard and kill this fag gayfield now

 No.1098447

>>1098445
you arent blowing a load without contact

 No.1098448

>>1098445
yes because technically dick was in da pussy

 No.1098449

>>1098446
CALM DOWN MURDERMIL

 No.1098450

>>1098445
how does that even work
even the loosest pussy collapses on itself when there's nothing there

 No.1098451

there u go

 No.1098452

PICKLE
RICK

 No.1098453

>>1098447
>>1098450
this is a theoretical or philosophical question assume it works

 No.1098454

mcvay tried to give it to the clowns

 No.1098455

>Baker Mayfield.

 No.1098456

wew

 No.1098457

embarrassing

 No.1098458

>>1098393
>>1098409
you done fucked up. why are you learning so much about her. she had 3 kids for a reason. like sex. you could have gave her your room number and made a funny little note and got laid tonight.

 No.1098459

>>1098445
that's degenerate

 No.1098460

lel

 No.1098461

>>1098458
its okay. >we learn from his mistakes.

 No.1098462

>>1098459
but did they fuck in that scenario?

 No.1098463

>>1098455
all sizzle no steak

 No.1098464

>>1098462
yes, copulation occured

 No.1098465

>>1098458
Im here for a whole week im tryna get laid more than once

 No.1098466

ok im going out to do some murders in the nigger neighborhoods
all of my "crimes" will be blamed on gang violence its fun

 No.1098467

>>1098466
you already said this last week

 No.1098468

>>1098466
STOP KILLING PEOPLE

ITS WRONG

 No.1098469

File: 1569209450089.png (3.41 KB, 1149x54, 383:18, cuckeyeonlyweek1.png)

did he die

 No.1098470

>>1098466
moonman moonman cant you see
>>1098469
if only we could be so lucky

 No.1098471

>>1098467
last week was this week

 No.1098472

>>1098469
were it so easy

 No.1098473

File: 1569209533866.png (160.06 KB, 509x412, 509:412, ClipboardImage.png)

jajajajaj

 No.1098475

kupp reminds me of kids i went to highschool with in GOATc

 No.1098476

>>1098465
i believe

 No.1098477

>>1098465
enjoy paying child support for the next 18 years

 No.1098478

>>1098477
just be a nigger and dont pay it

 No.1098479

bought some LED lightbulbs, they better finna last the 13 years they claim on the box

 No.1098480

>>1098469
no just missed two weeks of picks and gave up

 No.1098481

>>1098479
those are lies budy green tech always sucks

 No.1098482

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 No.1098483

File: 1569210277216.jpg (336.83 KB, 1259x943, 1259:943, 5959.jpg)

California is a third world country.

 No.1098484

>>1098483
poo goes in loo

 No.1098486

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 No.1098487

>>1098486
vary gud meme

 No.1098488

>>1098486
okay but indianan dirty compare to pakistani. highly clean muslim standards. use soap and toilet all the time

 No.1098491

donna vekic qt lil bunda on tennis channel

 No.1098494

File: 1569213358642.png (3.08 MB, 1468x1468, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

its been over a month without a far-right mass shooting
CR is getting anxious that his associates are no longer causing chaos

 No.1098516

make the mlb thread

 No.1098553

>>1098494
dont worry the fbi will find some mentally ill schitzo
im sure they are grooming adolph as we speak



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