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We have a hidden service again.
http://sportsrxhx4acz6j.onion
Posting is broken through http://, so you have to allow the certificate for https://. There is no way to make an ssl certificate for an onion domain, so your browser will flag it as invalid.

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 No.41[Reply]

Fukcing .xyz and fucking .net is fucking down fucking again%!
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 No.221

>>220
I think part of it is some of the existing userbase is still ignorant of this place or reluctant for whatever reason cuz reasons even though hungary ball has said many times this is the bunker

 No.225

>check endchan.org
>all the boards are gone
fug

 No.226

>>219
>Mostly has to do with the images.
tbh I went there and voted for starting it without images but sadly I'm in a minority

 No.227

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>>225
endchan.net only has /b/ and migration discussion while new.endchan.net exists but is unusable. This is taking far too long.

 No.231

i know you guys are set on endchan but id honestly advise your community to move somewhere else if not here im not saying endchan wasnt even good at a point but the sites unusable and its due to massive long term incompetence
if you guys are set on lynxchan even spacechan would accept your board and if i tried there are certainly other options
i just dont think endchan deserves this many chances and i hope you guys come out of this unscathed frens



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 No.60[Reply]

Let's have a joge thread.
I gathered a couple of Jewish jokes - translated from Hungarian as a proofs that Scot jokes are a category on their own right and not hidden Jew.

So.
- I've two grave problems. - says Kohn to his pal - The one, that my wife is a Jew.
- But you are Jewish too!
- Yes. That's the other one.

Old Schwarz is dying. Weakly he asks:
- Sarah, my dear wife, are you here beside me?
- I'm here, darling, everything will be all right.
- And you my son, David, are you here?
- I'm here father.
- And you my daughter, Rachel, are you here?
- I'm here dad.
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 No.64

>>63
wise decision.

 No.66

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Found something interesting. It's from 1862, I'll translate which makes sense in English, or at all.

1st column
3. The pigeon which brings the olive branch of peace for next year.

2nc column
1. The quill which is used in Petersburg to write prescriptions for the Poles.
2. The Polish patriot who is so contempt he doesn't participates in demonstrations.
3. The symbol of freedom of speech in Poland

3rd column
1. Unimpeachable tight for which they'll fight revolutions in Münich.
Holy shit this reminded me of the Beer Hall Putsch, this is the reason I'm posting this
2. The flute Friedrich the Great… and Emperor Napoleon.

 No.81

>>61
>rabbino
>less skin
fix'd

 No.229

TIME TRAVELLER: What date is it?
GEORGE W. BUSH: September 11th, 2001.
TIME TRAVELLER: Before or after the attacks?
GEORGE W. BUSH: Before.

 No.230




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 No.117[Reply]

It's downtime so I took a look at Atom RPG during this great boredom. For Fallout players (so… everyone who might wonder around here) it will be very familiar.
I run it on Wine and it needs 64bit wineprefix and mscorefonts installed via winetricks. Also something else too since there are certain stuff (like on the chargen screen the arrows which you can choose portrait with) that still doesn't show up.
Created a character and started the game where I had to eat a biscuit. That's it for now.
As a good Fallout clone should the game features lots of talking, rummaging through shelves and other people's personal stuff but has abilities instead of perks I think and they implemented crafting.
To the first blink, it seems breddy gud to be honest. I don't have much time to play but I'll write little reports what's going on with Batu - since I picked one of the Mongol portraits.
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 No.159

Good thread I rarely game but this is up my alley I'll check it out in the next few days thanks for the good thread

 No.167

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>>159
sounds good brother

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Some notes, tips and ramblings.

The good news is that the companions don't get hungry, poisoned by toxins or radiation. I don't know if they can get addicted. They don't use food to heal up as far as I can tell so any pills (Kasparamids) and stimulants are advised to pass to them and keep the food for the PC. However food can only be used out of combat so I guess I'll always keep some healing item in the inventory just in case.

The effects of consumables stack, but maybe only twice from the same source. For example some types of booze give Luck +1. Drink two Vodkas and two Moonshines to get Luck +4. Perfume/cologne and joint stacks the same in case of Personality.

Fighting is mandatory and unavoidable as fat as I can tell. The bad news that the game is imbalanced and can't specialize in weapon skills as you wish.
Melee is a must in the beginning due to ammo scarcity.
But doesn't worth overdoing it, because pistols are reachable fairly quickly and by the time you swim in ammo for that you need something with more punch.
This means a rifle, but a good rifle eats more APs than optimal (with aimed shots, and for crits you need aimed shots) so in the end you will want an assault rifle, which beside aimed shots (with crits and double damage with the specialization on the end of the rifle/Sniper branch) also can shoot bursts.
Shotguns theoretically can do lots of damage but most real enemies negate that with armor. Slugs are rare.

10 AP isn't that much. Less is horrible.

 No.222

>>186
Pellets are better if enemy is not super heavily armoured because each one has chance to score a crit. That is really good with unluck optimist trait.

 No.224

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DId anyone of you got memed into playing Starsector? It's breddy gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqpulP1hLo



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 No.25[Reply]

Privet!
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 No.185

>>184
Sad.

 No.207

>>183
>Is there a way to read them? Translations?

You can use google translate, I guarantee that these texts wouldn't lose their artistic quality even after machine translation.

 No.208

>>207
>wouldn't lose their artistic quality
Maybe would gain some.

 No.209

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do these stories get anywhere near the quality of the illustrations

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>>209
They are mostly plain and stereotypical. Quality of illustrations only represent amount of money that publisher would invest in these books, although there always a reader for this. For some reason Russians like to call themselves as "most reading nation in the world", and proud of this, but this is a good example of what people do read. Although I wouldn't say that they are too popular.

These books are from popular "time traveller" genre, when someone from future goes into past (mostly non-voluntarily) and changes history with his skills and knowledge. But really they are hardly are good books in terms of history, or even tech and skills that authors describe. I've read some early works in this genre (in late 90s) and it was meh. Maybe somewhat ok for teen (like me), but not really good.

I guess some of them are slightly ironic and contain parody for time traveller fiction. Stalin in fantasy setting, really?

There was also some crazy (looks like literally) guy who wrote fiction like "Cockroach time traveller", when modern Russian soldier becomes cockroach who advices Stalin. He wrote same about crocodile, bee and bacteria.



 No.196[Reply]

where da ruffalos at?

 No.197

yooooo

 No.198

only mulattos in the kc

 No.199

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>>198
Khm. Excuse me.

 No.201

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>>198
u wat



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 No.3[Reply]

/kc/ - Kansas City
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 No.5

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ntr is so two years ago

 No.6

>>5
saved

 No.90

/kc/ - Kansas City, Kansas
*fixed it 4U

 No.91

>>5
not anatomically accurate
asshole is closer ot the vagina than that

 No.157

>>91
My man.



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 No.97[Reply]

Post all updates, happenings, rants, restaurants and questions about this glorious city in this thread.
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 No.119

>>113
simply false

 No.127

>>119
I don't understand this post.
He lived there all his life and told me firsthand how it was. How is it false?

 No.128

>>127
My best guess while he's kcbro, he isn't kc-tire. While I wonder if he could exfoliate his onion I don't expect him to do it, he writes as he was on /sp/.

 No.129

KCBROS REPORT IN

 No.156

>>129
Huh, they didn't get the memo.



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 No.45[Reply]

Let's go on with the slow cooking thread.

This time I made beef jerky.
I have to put it up front that this was a test, a practice run to see how to do it. Thus I used very little meat, bout maybe 50 grams, no point ruining a whole cattle, right? Lean thigh, not sure exactly which part.

Pic #1 Sliced them thin and left it marinade a whole day in the fridge. I didn't used paprika. I considered it, but sweet wouldn't add much flavour, and left hot out too as I didn't want that to be the dominating taste. Still some black pepper I added, salt, garlic and Worcester sauce were the other ingredients.
Pic #2 Didn't pay too much attention to the firelay, just made sure to create a layer of coals all over.
Pic #3 Fire! Fire!
Pic #4 When some coals formed I started to place the meat onto the grill.
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 No.135

>>132
i call dibs on grey sweater gril on far left

 No.136

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>>135
B-but that's someones's mom. Probably the little dude's in front of her.
Those aren't me and my homies just a random image from the internet.
But lucky for you I found rule #34 on salo roasting. Here have some roasties. They they appear to roast kolbász/kielbasa/sausage.

 No.137

>>136
i demand you transplant rights face onto lefts body

 No.140

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>>137
Delivery.

 No.141

>>140
ah, much better. thank you sir, i can work with this.



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 No.102[Reply]

capuccino
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 No.105

Neked is apikám.

 No.106

Helyzet?

 No.107

>>106
Vannak négerek Budapesten?

 No.108

Előfordul egy-kettő. Néhányuk letelepedni jött, néhány tanul, néhány turista.

 No.109

Why don't you drop Tor, OP?
This is practically an NSFW board.



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 No.92[Reply]

cric

 No.95

i enjoy eric

 No.96

At least post cric monkr.



 No.93[Reply]

sup

 No.94

look ive never been with a fan before but i just wanna say that your a good looking man and if i was gonna go "that way" with another guy youd definitely be the one.



 No.1[Reply]

flag

 No.2

Fag

 No.43

>>1
bad flag

 No.44

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Flog.



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 No.7[Reply]

Thanks, Dddudeman!
Here's Krautchan CSS (maybe you need to apply changes to the color of the greentext, as the last time):
https://pastebin.com/7TmPRp4X
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 No.21

>>14
Take your time, it ain't a derby.

 No.22

>>21
that's where you're wrong

 No.23

>>20
im not gonna thank you for that.

 No.24

>>23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5TrlfuxMM
Here have Hungarian (Serbian themed) gangster rap from the 90's then.

 No.26

I haven't been here in years, damn. Was busy using KC. thanks admin



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 No.18[Reply]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-01/trump-declares-trade-war-india-imposes-new-tariffs
>Trump late Friday announced that his administration was terminating India's designation as a developing nation under a trade program that allowed Indian exporters to ship 2,000 products into the US duty free.

 No.19

Frankly in a way India now is more than developing nation certainly. On the other hand liek 90% of India is basically thurd world.



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 No.15[Reply]

Who is drinking?

 No.16

me alcoholic r8.
4th of July is soon guys

 No.17

Me wasn't. Despite it was 4th of June.

 No.161

test

 No.162

test



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